The Hot Retard!!!!

So this girl is hot!!!!!!!!! shes like one of my  main friends... shes single and mega hot!!!! She's soooo funny and we act like dossers with each other.... we do the most random things and she is smoking!!!!!!!!!
So i love this girl too bits and we work together and yet i somehow think she will never notice me!!!!! I could only get her in my dreams!!! Ohwell dreams will do for now ;)
The hot retard is a girl for keeps!!!!

Susan Boyle: Man Form

So one of my friends is the susan boyle of my life... i often find her shouting abuse at cheese in tesco and she's weird... her group are the most unaccepting people you could ever need and yet my more popular friends are more accepting... it's like build a bridge and cut it down whilst your on it...  GET a grip!!!
But shes soooo fun!!! Styalkerish and retarded but fun!!! She's like shit to my flies!!! And yet we all love her for it!!!
Yes she stalks my ex's and spends have her time giiving them evils but she's legendary......

SuBo stop shouting at cheese and get your first kiss!!!!! Love you <3

McMissus

So there's this girl who i met at maccies and we instantly clicked... I now call her my bestfriend and shes ace!!!!
So we've had the best of times... big whoop i hear you say!!! well yes big whoop because this girl is different... She's sensitive, caring and is always there for me...
We have the most random times and we love it.. we once bought his and hers mints just for the banter, we have even gone and eaten random kebabs at maccies and laughed our tits off... Shes the maccies girl who is my little nugget <3

The History Girl

Okay... So there's this amazing girl. She's unappreciated and yet i think she is the most amazing person i've ever met. She's stupid but it makes me laugh. I feel like anything is funny when i'm with her. Boys are cocks to her and yet i see a shimmer of hope in every smile she creates. She Ace and what can i say i love her to bits!!!!

She's the History girl who is my best friend... and i love her for it!!!!! <3

Case of the ex.

So this blog is about my dumbass ex. She is absolutely gorgeous but is about as clever as goldfish with dementia. She's blonde, hot and stupid. Typical plastic. I think not. Because my replacement was a Ginger. And no i dont hate all gingers... just this one!!!!
And yet i find myself hung up on her thinking should i try to get her back. Then i Think. my life is better without her!!!!!